Hey cow enthusiasts!

Our crack legal staff (aka Daisy the cow) tells us we should let you know that this website pasture is splattered with some affiliate links. If you happen to click on one and end up treating yourself to a cow-patterned mug or a pair of udderly fabulous socks, we might earn a few pennies to keep our cowbells jingling.

Rest assured, we’re not here to milk you dry. Our recommendations are as genuine as a contented cow’s “moo” – no bull! Your trust means more to us than a fresh patch of green grass.

The commissions we earn go towards keeping our virtual barn doors open, so we can continue to churn out delightful cow-related content. Oh, and the best thing is that it won’t cost you an extra blade of grass! Your support means more to us than a field full of clover.

Feel free to mosey around the site, click if you please, and have a chuckle at our cow puns. Remember, you’re the cream of the crop, and we’re just here to add a little laughter to your herd.

Remember, you’re the cream of the crop, and we’re udderly grateful for your support.

Happy grazing!

From your two crazy misfits!